Randoms

I've been thinking...

About babies. There are 14 (give or take) pregnant people in my ward alone. Faye seems older than a lot of those embryo's next oldest sibling. Am I being selfish for not wanting another baby right now?

Tampons. The other day I heard Faye making the sound of whirling (you know: whoa whoa whoa whoa) and when I opened the door she was swinging a tampon around and around like a cartoon nunchuck. It was awesome.

Neighbors. We share our house with a couple downstairs, but they haven't been home in over a week and they didn't tell us they were leaving. There are only two things that could have happened:

-1. One has killed the other, ran away, and there is a rotting corpse a floor away from us.

-or 2. They went on vacation and didn't tell us.

Either way- I'm upset about it.

Gushers. The commercial with the kid with a gusher instead of an eye makes me super uncomfortable.

Talking animals. Recently I have had a change of heart about my dislike for talking animals. That pig with the pin wheel and the "speak for yourself moron" dog on Billy Madison has made me a believer.

Brains. My kids are going to be smarter than me in like two years. I need to find a way to stay ahead of the pack. My plan is to watch more 30 Rock.

Television in general. I'm totally not opposed to it. And I don't believe it rots our children's brains. My 3 year old can read and my 21 month old isn't far off. Thanks Leapfrog and pbskids.

That last statement. Don't you judge me.

My love. David's next two rotations are about an hour away which means I won't be seeing him very often. I get sad when he isn't around. And a little scared. And with a dead body on the first floor- I may just have to move in with a friend for a few months. Any takers?

Transition. For some reason I feel like my life is in transition mode- only I have no idea what I am waiting to transition into.

Coolness. Are you born cool? Or is it a learned behavior?

The End.